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Patch Notes: Telefang English Translation beta release 122

Submitted by kmeisthax on Sun, 08/19/2018 - 20:16 in ROM Hacking

Welcome. On behalf of Tulunk Airlines, we thank you for flying with us today. Before we takeoff, let's go over some important safety information. This Sanaeba P108 is equipped with four emergency exits, located at the front and rear of the aircraft. Please note which exit is closest to you, and remember that it may be behind you. In the event that there is a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop from overhead compartments. Place the mask over your nose and mouth and secure the strap behind your head. Even though the bag may not inflate, Power and Speed version patches are flowing.

Demonstration of long SMS messages featuring Navy Seals copypasta

Use of personal cellular devices on Tulunk Airlines aircraft is mandatory.

  • In the event that an SMS message exceeds the boundaries of the text window, use the provided arrows to reveal the remainder of the message.
Example of multiple-line questions as formatted by the new inserter

Tampering with lavatory Friendoint detectors is prohibited by Denjuu World law.

  • Federal regulations require that our text inserter support automatically formatted questions.
  • If it is necessary to evacuate the aircraft, please make use of the at least ten newly translated conversations to do so.

We have just been informed by our flight crew that we have been cleared for takeoff. On behalf of everyone aboard, thank you for flying Tulunk Airlines.

Keitai Denjuu Telefang

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