I happen to own an iPad Pro. As a software developer by trade, this is a complete waste of money. Actually, I bought it to draw. As a standalone drawing machine, it's best-in-class - or at least, it was when I bought it in 2022. But this hyper-specialization as "dumb computer for babies that happens to get to hold the Apple Pencil" leads to it getting a lot of entirely warranted criticism as Apple reinvents traditional desktop computing features while swearing up and down that they would never, ever, ever Just Put macOS On The iPad.

After nearly 16 long years, the Telefang.net team is overjoyed to announce that the translation patch for Keitai Denjuu Telefang 1 (both Power and Speed versions) is complete!

The Telefang English translation patch has been updated to version 154. You can download it for Power or Speed versions.

• Secret Denjuu conversations and a few phone calls are as translated as they can be. (Thanks, @obskyr!)

Hey, have you heard? Music is getting worse! They sent a bunch of musicologists out and had them count chord complexity in songs and, yep, it's gone down a whole bunch!

The Telefang English translation patch has been updated to version 153. You can download it for Speed or Power versions.

So, I joined the Fediverse.

The Telefang English translation patch has been updated to version 152. You can download it for Speed or Power versions.

The Telefang English translation patch has been updated to version 151. You can download it for Speed or Power versions.

The Telefang English translation patch has been updated to version 150. You can download it for Power or Speed versions.

Three Former Denjuu World Intelligence Community and Military Personnel Agree to Pay More Than 168 Million Chiru to Resolve Criminal Charges Arising from Their Provision of ROM Hacking-Related Services to a Foreign Government