Wherein I berate Nintendo for about 5 minutes for not including the Pro Controller in-box. Yeah, it would have cost more, but the Pro Controller is superior to Joy-Con Controllers in almost every use case.

I got a Nintendo switch a day early and proceeded to take two days to actually release a video about it.

in b4 Nintendo puts ads all over this video

Here is yet another demonstration of my incompetency as a low-level programmer as I fail to recognize how different tools encode numbers in different bases thus comprising half of the video I had to cut out.

Watch as I flail about for an hour trying to figure out how to rip a font before realizing it's not only already ripped, but incorrectly ripped for some reason.

This is a bit of an experiment into a new format of programming videos. I am disassembling a partial fan translation modification of Keitai Denjuu Telefang, aka "That Bootleg Game Twitch Plays Pokemon Uses After A Season Ends". Due to inexperience and lack of proper assembler support we never actually created source code for our work, instead hand-assembling it into the ROM and passing IPS patches around. This would have been acceptable except for the fact that this game comes in two versions and we only have a patch for one of them.

Goatmom's trapped in this box and it's our mission to get her out!

So this is a video I've been trying to make for a while but have had trouble with due to screen recorder issues. I've finally found a solution that works, albeit at lower quality, so please excuse any artifacts you might see here.

So I've been working on an RPG Maker game for a few months now and I've probably spent more time extending the game engine than actually building content for it. It's based on web technologies, which is good, but it lacks support for a few features I really wanted from this. So I added them.